a
-1
WA. Playing when hungry is not funny! The puppy ran away to avoid playing with you.
b
-1
WA. Take a trip when you are hungry? The puppy ran away at the first occassion.
c
5
OK. Yummy!
d
-1
WA. The puppy does not appreciate geek humor. It ran off to find food elsewhere.

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           .//`_`\\,
         ,//`____-`\\,
       ,//`[_PUPPY_]`\\,
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    //|__=  __- == _  __|\\
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      | - _/       \-   |
      |__  | .-"-. | __=|
      |  _=|/)   (\|    |
      |-__ (/ a a \) -__|
      |___ /`\_Y_/`\____|
           \)8===8(/

I'm getting hungry, do we have
something to eat? Make me a sandwich!

Available options:
a) Play fetch with the puppy.
b) Take the puppy on a long trip.
c) Make it a sandwich.
d) Answer "sudo make it yourself".